Sunday, July 8, 2012

Awkward.

Okay, this will be a quick post because I want to write, but I just wanted to say that I hate camp. Aren't I too old to be dancing hip-hop to The Sound of Music? 
That sounded weird. Let me explain. Since I've never danced before, I got stuck with the younger group. I'm totally out of place there! The rest of those bitches have been dancing since they were in the womb! No joke! 
And they're all like to me,
"Hey, how long have you been dancing?"
"Oh, ages. I was born with tap shoes on my feet and music in my soul!" Then I clutch my heart.
From there, they look at me funny and walk away. 
According to my mom, this is why I have trouble making friends...
The first day I got completely lost and just hid in the bathroom listening to music. About an hour later, somebody came and got me. Neither of us were really happy. Hey, I was enjoying myself!
Parents don't seem to understand why I'm on my iPod all the time. I mean, I know they didn't have those when they were younger, but why do they always have to bum my high! I suppose the only explanation is that I love music. How is that so hard to understand? 
Anyway, my latest obsession has been the show Awkward. I'm not quite sure which channel's it's on but I've been watching it online for some time now. It's a good show, although it really pisses me off how the main character is supposed to be a geek and she's really pretty and photogenic and not shy at all. And everyone seems to fall for her. Are there any realistic TV shows?
I've also become addicted to Spider-Man. I saw the reboot and it totally got me right back into it. The new one was good, but I have to say Tobey Maguire is better than Garfield for me (although I like Emma Stone). But then again, that's probably because I have had a crush on Maguire for a long time. I'm such a dork.
I also bought the "The Matrix" trilogy for only ten bucks, a great deal considering those movies are genius. One of my favorite series, definitely.
And this is the funniest thing I've seen in so long! I love Diego in this version! I wish they'd make a real movie out of this! 
My favorite part is when she says, "That means 'let's go,' and then there is an explosion.
Man, I'm weird. I never even watched that cartoon. Well, I saw a few. Recently, actually. I reveal too much in this blog.
Damnation, I wrote too much and now I have no time to write! The character in my story, Ana, is just about to change her ways!
Why must I get the best ideas at the wrong times?
Dear God, save me from this camp. You could at least kill off that girl, Brooke. I mean, come on! How can there be a single person that skinny?
See you guys later.



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